July 2012
16 posts
Heather's "In Transit" Story
I sh*t myself at a red light when I realized I never learned how to brake.
Bob's "In Transit" Story
I was a kid on a family trip and my parents said, “Hey Bob, how bout we buy that farm?” I answered, “How would we get it home?”
Amanda's "In Transit" Story
Got hit by car. $50 for perpetrator. Go Philly!
Anja's "In Transit" Story
On a bus going through Camden I was hit on by a bum who was high as hell. “Damn you goes nice pants on, looks like you got a job. Mmm.”
"In Transit" Story by Beth
I had a fight with my best friend. We made it up, he drove me to New York on a whim, and I realized all I wanted was to come home.
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"Wild Things" Story by Anonymous
The night I slept in the same cot with a boy scout, we were scared of another boy scout who was screaming in the woods. It was wild!
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Sarah's "Wild Things" Story
At DQ, I told tiny Buck, “I want THIS cake!” My birthday cake said: “Good Game Bobby.” Buck is short for buck wild.
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Gale's "Wild Things" Story
Brooklyn born, “camping virgin,” asked to sleep under the stars. Sleep comes slow, I’m being tickled by whiskers and soft nose. Kisses, pinch on the cheek, left alone. Dog barks, plume of skunk smell.
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Paul's "Wild Things" Story
One time I got black out drunk, used a fire extinguisher at a dance party, got thrown out, threatened at work. Co-worker lent me a taser. My black t-shirt got ripped.
"Wild Things" Story by Anonymous
I would walk down the stairs in the morning as a kid and my mom would say, “Oh hello Vildy.” Vildy is short for vildahyah in Yiddish, which means ‘wild person.’
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Marsha's "Wild Things" Story
Nancy was reasonably sure this well lit street was safe even at 2am. Then she spotted the shadow of the great white shark ahead…
"Wild Things" Story by Anonymous
I had a parakeet that learned the noise the emergency broadcast system makes on TV. He woke me up once because I was napping on the couch and he wanted attention. It was very confusing!
Sean's "Wild Things" Story
If you ever go to Yellow Stone be warned; Don’t forget to add buffalo jam time to any travel time. Buffalo don’t care you’re in a car.
Michelle's "Wild Things" Story
I called my husband to insist I had heard a bear’s roar outside. Unconvinced, he played me several roars until I identified one. “That,” he laughed, “was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.”
Jessie's "Wild Things" Story
On my way home from a party, a stray cat followed me home. She is missing one ear, most of her teeth, and is balding. I drunkenly took her in and named her Davey Crocket.
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Abigail's "Wild Things" Story
One day in Maine, I ran up my driveway to the mailbox. I casually mentioned, “Mom, Moosey-Moose’s dad ate the mail.” Moosey-Moose was my stuffed animal. It’s dad was not.
