Your Mom

“Mom, how many percocet would kill me?”

“Ask your father.”

Ellen’s “Burned” Story

Paid my kid’s rent. She came home. Couldn’t sublet it.

Joel’s “Burned” Story

I electrocuted my high school physics class. (No one died.)

Rob’s “Burned” Story

Want to neck? She said no. Told our friends. Burned.

Jill’s “Burned” Story

Irish and redhead plus beach and no sunblock equals burned :(

Sheila’s “Burned” Story

Burn in progress: Trying to cancel my home security contract.

Aubrey’s “Burned” Story

Standing under my father while he was drinking hot coffee

Helen’s “Burned” Story

A passionate and heartfelt e-mail that was never replied.

Christin’s “Burned” Story

Actual: Immigration lawyer

My child: “Helps people move to Philadelphia.”

“Burned” by Anonymous

Sometimes my feet are cold and the shower feels blazin’.